Here’s my latest crochet masterpiece. It was supposed to be a beanie like this:
I’m not sure what went wrong, but a golfer from the 50s would think this hat is awesome! I followed the instructions, I swear. At least I thought I was following the instructions, but this is how it came out!
At least it fits on my head this time I guess. I will say making it was a great stress reliever. It was fun even though it didn’t exactly turn out the way it was supposed to. I actually find it quite stylish. Maybe I’ve just created a new trend. Maybe everyone is going to want to wear one. I could become rich off this piece of crap!
That settles it. I’m taking orders. If you want one of these amazing hats, leave the colors you want in the comments below and I will put your hat on the list of hats to make. And for the very low price of $49.99, you can have a one-of-a-kind Stephanie original! You can’t beat that for a designer hat. And for a limited time, I’m including free shipping!!!! So order yours today!
Stephanie Walters 
Me me. I’ll take one in every color.
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That will be $1,000. There are a lot of colors of yarn. Just kidding! Thanks for commenting!
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