So I’ve been working really hard to lose some weight. I’m at the gym 5-6 times a week and I’m eating only unprocessed foods. Plus, I’m drinking a crap ton of water, which has not been easy for me. I’ve gone from drinking no water everyday to only drinking water, and I don’t even like water. It doesn’t have any flavor!
Anyway, I was feeling pretty good about myself this morning until some inconsiderate asshole brought donuts into the office for everyone. This was a problem you see because I happen to actually be a donut connoisseur. I love donuts, and I’m not even a cop! The jelly filled donuts, blueberry donut holes, Boston creme pie donuts, and red velvet cake donuts at Dunkin’ Donuts are always absolutely amazing. I do happen to have two favorite kinds of donuts though, warm and cold. So forcing myself to not eat one is almost impossible. It’s like telling an alcoholic not to drink beer.
So back to my story, this rude person had the nerve to bring donuts into the office. She even had the audacity to come into my office with a box of donuts and ask me if I wanted one! But, the big question is… Did I eat one? No, I did not. I had to lock myself in my office all day so I didn’t smell their yumminess and they were out of sight, but I made it through the day with eating a damn donut. I still think the person who brought them in is a selfish jerk. Would it kill her to think about someone other than herself for once? Geez!
Stephanie Walters 