What the Hell is Wrong With the Easter Bunny?

Pedro got to get his picture taken with the Easter Bunny for the first time this year.  (I
realize Easter was several weeks ago and this post is a bit late, but hey, I’m a procrastinator.  What do you expect?) Anyways, as you can tell by the look on Pedro’s face, he wasn’t super thrilled about it.  Even do, this seemed like the opportune time for an interview so I sat down with the Easter Bunny to get the scoop.

Me: Well, hello, Mr. Easter Bunny.  Do you have an actual name I should call you by?

Easter Bunny: You can call me Tom. (He said this in a really sleazy voice.  WTF?)

Me: No, I mean like a bunny name.

Easter Bunny: Just call me Tom, sweetheart.

Me: Okay Tom.  So how do you like being the Easter Bunny?

Easter Bunny: Oh, it a dream, doll.  I just love children and small animals.

Me: You must to let them sit on your lap all day.

Easter Bunny: That’s the best part.  (This bunny was totally creeping me out.)

Me: Don’t you also hide eggs?

Easter Bunny: Only in my own house…when children come over.

Me: O-kay.  Umm, there’s a bulge in your bunny suit.  Please tell me that’s a carrot in your pocket.

Easter Bunny: Come to the restroom with me and I’ll show you my carrot all right.

Me: Uh, actually it’s time for me to go now.  I have to take my dog somewhere…..anywhere.  Thanks for the interview and stay away from children…and my dog!

Wow!  Who would have thought the Easter Bunny was a complete and totally perverted pedophile who was also into beastiality?  He looked so sweet and innocent at first.  My poor Pedro probably got fondled while he was getting his picture taken with the Easter Bunny.  Pedro’s face definitely makes a lot more sense now.   Happy Belated Easter!