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Kidnappers are Assholes!

For my first throat punch Thursday, I think people who kidnap old people should be shot.  Here’s why.  So I was driving to work this morning and there was a silver alert on the road sign that normally tells you how many minutes it will take to get to the loop.  I started to wonder who in the hell is stealing all of these old people, and why?  But more so, I was wondering how many minutes it was going to take me to get to the loop because I was running late for work.  I swear, kidnappers are so inconsiderate!

Kidnapper Sign

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Punching People is Funny! (Book Review)

I recently read a great comedy book titled, “People I want to Punch in the Throat” by Jen Mann.  The book contains a collection of funny stories about the author’s personal life regarding being a wife and mom.  This book was hysterical and well written.  Many of the stories in the book surrounded kids which I’m usually not a fan of since I don’t have any kids, but the way in which Jen Mann wrote it kept me laughing.  She’s definitely not your typical suburbia mom and her experiences will crack you up.  I give this book 5 out of 5 stars!

Jen Mann Book 1

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Welcome to my Blog!

The thing I enjoy doing the most is making people laugh.  Laughter is not only the best medicine, it can get you out of some really tense situations.  So I am starting this blog in an attempt to provide a little bit of humor in your life.  Because I’m super organized (organized, anal, whatever) I’ve designated categories for the various days of the week in which I will be blogging.  The topics are things I am very passionate about, so you should like these things too (I have really great taste, I promise). Here are the topics:

Monday – Miscellaneous Monday (anything goes)

Tuesday – Opinionated Tuesday (Book reviews, Music reviews, Movie reviews, etc.)

Thursday – Throat Punch Thursday (day for venting)

Saturday – Star Wars and __?__ Saturday (Star Wars themed stuff)

And the adventure begins…..Crazy Pills