About Me

I started this blog to share the goofy crap that pops into my mind in order to make my readers feel normal.  Since I don’t have much to offer the world from a humanitarian point of view, I plan to make the world a better place through laughter.  I hope you find my blog posts humorous.  If you don’t, you might want to rethink your life so that you can develop better tastes.  But whether you’re laughing with me or at me, I hope they put a smile on your face.

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Ten Things You should Know About Me

  1. I am rarely serious about what I say, so if you get offended by me, that’s on you.
  2. I am a total Star Wars geek and I’m not embarrassed by it at all…well, at least not most of the time.
  3. I love my dog.  He’s better than your dog.  Read my blog to see why.
  4. I’m a pre-famous Ukulele player because ukulele’s are awesome and not just for Hawaiian people.
  5. I love the Houston Astros and watching baseball.  If you don’t like Baseball, well you just should.
  6. I am a borderline book hoarder, so be prepared to hear about the awesome books I read.
  7. I am a local Cards Against Humanity champion.  At least among my friends.  Of which there are three.  But even if I had more friends, I’m sure I would still be the champion.
  8. I have a totally professional, corporate, nerd job.  I kind of have to keep it until I become a famous author, so please follow my blog and buy my books (assuming I’m actually able to get some published).
  9. My favorite foods are corn dogs, Little Debbie snack cakes, and mac-n-cheese.  And no, I’m not a six-year-old, I just eat like one.
  10. I love my nieces and nephews because they are supper awesome and I get to send them home at the end of the day.  This is why I only have a dog-child.