In the spirit of my post earlier this week about the douche bag who ghosted me, I decided to write a Star Wars rejection poem. It may sound like I’m a bit bitter, but I’m not (okay, maybe a little bit). Anyways, this poem was written to symbolize all the jerks who are too wimpy to make that call and just ghost a girl instead. I hope this makes any girl smile who has been left hanging with no apparent reason why the guy stopped calling. And I hope this is a lesson to guys to stop doing this, or this poem may end up on your Facebook page. Just kidding…..not really.
Star Wars Loser
You’re hairier than a Wookie,
With weird facial hair too,
Breath worse than Yoda,
All of these describe you!
You said your light saber needed two hands,
If you know what I mean,
Somehow I doubt that,
Based on what I’ve seen.
You’re not smart or wise like Yoda,
You’re not brave like Obi Wan at all,
You’re really just a big coward,
Who’s not man enough to call.
I can’t make you like me,
The way Leia liked Han,
I really don’t care anymore,
I need a real man.
Stephanie Walters 
I love this! Even though I’m no longer “on the scene”, ya’ know… marriage and all, I feel like I could apply this poem to all the sh!tty doctors I’ve had the less than delightful luck of having to spend hard-earned money to see that only normalize my abnormal labs and very abnormal symptoms.
So, thank you for the delightful literary exhale.
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