Warning: This blog post is intended for mature people with an immature sense of humor. And of course it starts with Star Wars.
I recently found these riddles on a website. They’re so incredibly corny, yet I’ll bet some of them will put a smile on your face. Either that, or you’ll look like you’re smiling because the jokes make you absolutely cringe. Whatever the case may be, you’ve got to read these at least once. And if you happen to know some additional corny Star Wars jokes, feel free to share them in the comments.
1) What program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi
2) Which website did Chewbacca use to share Empire secrets?
Wookieleaks
3) Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side
4) Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
He has green fingers
5) Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the bar tab?
He’s always a little short
6) Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
So it doesn’t hang So-Low
7) Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
Globi-wan Kenobi
8) What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Lukewarm
9) What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
Mango Fett
10) Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers?
The Darth Maul
Stephanie Walters 