Cars Should Have the Right Away (They’re bigger)

I was taught to share when I was young like everyone else.  However, I absolutely refuse to share the roads with bicyclists.  For one, they’re inconsiderate.  They forms groups of 20 people on bikes and block a whole lane of traffic!  Even when there are sidewalks!  Also, they are really slow and jack up traffic (which never needs to be jacked up more than it already is).  My car goes way faster than a bicycle and that’s the speed I want to be able to drive it at.  They also get all pissy at you if you don’t know what one of their stupid hand signals mean and you almost accidentally take one of them out.  

I think the right of away should go to the vehicle that can do the most damage to another vehicle in a collision.  Therefore, cars and trucks would come first, then motorcycles and other motorized recreational vehicles, then bicyclists, and finally pedestrians.  I shouldn’t have to be late to  pick up my donuts at the donut shop in the morning jut because a group of people decided to be healthy and crap this morning by riding their bike.  You can always workout on a stationary bike at the gym and therefore, you won’t have to inconvenience me.  So, stay off my road!

They are really slow and jack up traffic (which never needs to be jacked up more than it already is).