Dear Santa Paws,
How is the North Poll? It’s cold, I bet. Does your human make you wear one of those goofy sweaters too?
I have been a very good dog this year. If my mommy told you something different, it’s only because she’s a compulsive liar. In fact, I have been so good this year, that I am certain Santa will want to bring me a few extra gifts on Christmas. I know my mommy will have some gifts for me too, but it’s usually boring stuff like a coat and a new collar. I’m counting on Santa to bring me the good stuff, so here is what I would like for Christmas:
1) Squeaky toys – The louder they squeak, the better. I can tell my mommy likes loud squeaky toys too because she always wakes up to listen to them when I play with them at night while I lay in her bed right next to her.
2) Meaty Treats – We dogs are carnivores! So, we should get treats with real meat in them, and not those kind that mix in dumb fruits and vegetables like pumpkin and bananas. In fact, just bring me a package of bacon for my human to cook for me. That’s what I really want!
3) A heated dog bed – I don’t know if these exist yet or not, but I figure if they can make heated seats in cars, they should be able to do the same for dogs. I’m all for equality darnit!
4) Doggy leg warmers -Yeah right! No dog wants that for Christmas!
5) A year-round indoor bathroom – Tell my human to keep the Christmas up the whole year. It’s really nice to be able to go indoors and not to have to go outside in the freezings cold or burning heat of Summer. Not that I peed on the Christmas this year, just saying it should be considered. If you smell pee on the Christmas tree while you are leaving my presents, it was the cat, not me. I swear!
Feliz Navidad,
Pedro
Pedro got his picture taken with Santa Clause in his Christmas PJ’s. He didn’t look too happy about it. In fact, he looks kinda pissed!
Stephanie Walters 