Your Husband has been Delivered!

I have never felt so lucky to be unwed as I was checking out the profiles on this site.

I was at dinner with one of my older nieces this past weekend and we were talking about husbands, or the lack of one in my case.  I was looking around the restaurant when I told her I was husband shopping.  She told me I should get a mail order husband from Russia or something.  I wondered if they had anything like that, so we pulled out our phones and began looking for mail-order husband websites.  We found exactly one.  The selection of men available on this site was pretty pathetic.  My favorite one was the guy who would only be bought by a woman named “Julie” so it would match the tattoo that he already has.  Nooooo thanks.  Guys, if you’re ever having a bad self-esteem day, just go to this site http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/.  It will definitely make you feel better about yourself.  I have never felt so lucky to be unwed as I was checking out the profiles on this site.  It definitely puts things into perspective.  The thing that angers me is that this is all we get to choose from!  There are dozens of mail order wife sites with beautiful, exotic women you can purchase and try to force yourself to love.  That is so sexist!  I want equality!  I want a good-looking, European model guy that likes to cook and clean and demands that he gets to give me a massage every night.  Is that too much to ask for?