I’ve decided to add another day to my weekly blog posts. I will now be posting on Friday also, and Friday’s post will be dedicated to interviews that I will be conducting each week. To kick things off this week, here is an interview I had with Yoda ( the little green guy for those of you who aren’t smart enough to watch Star Wars).
Me: I am very honored to meet you Yoda!
Yoda: Very honored, you should be. Hmmm?
Me: How does it feel to be the wisest person in the universe?
Yoda: Annoyed I get, that idiots most people are.
Me: Wow! I didn’t know you thought that way. You seem so humble in the movies.
Yoda: A good actor, I am. Yes?
Me: I guess so. Do you like to ride roller coasters?
Yoda: Very funny, you are. Make fun of my height, you do. Rude, you are.
Me: I didn’t even think about the height requirement. I’m very sorry if I offended you.
Yoda: Okay, it is. From a human like you, I do not expect much.
Me: Umm, okay. What is your favorite kind of food?
Yoda: Soup! Soup made of Dagobah snails, my favorite it is.
Me: Sounds delicious. (Sarcastic tone)
Yoda: Appreciate fine dining, you do not.
Me: I suppose not. Were you the first Jedi ever?
Yoda: Jedi only exist in movie. Not real life. Ignorant, obviously you are.
Me: O-kay. I just have one more question Yoda. Does your species give hive fives, or do you call them high threes, since you only have three fingers?
Yoda: Retarded you must be, to ask this question. Done with this interview, I am.
Me: Well, thank you for taking the time to answer my questions.
Yoda: Around smarter people, I must go now.
So there you have it! Apparently, Yoda is a complete and total, arrogant, snob. Who wouldn’t have thought? Be sure to check out my blog next Friday to see who I interview next!
Stephanie Walters 