Oh donuts, where art thou?

I love donuts.  In fact, I love donuts so much, I should have become a cop.  I frequent donut shops quite often.  What pisses me off about them is that they are only open in the mornings.  I think donuts are an all day kind of food, therefore, you should be able to buy them all day.  Plus, I don’t like getting up that early in the morning.  Therefore, I say every donut shop should be open 24 hours a day.  In fact, every place of business should be open 24 hours a day because some times I can’t sleep at night and I just want to go shopping for office supplies.  Sometimes I realize I don’t have any clean clothes for work the next day and I need to go buy an outfit late at night.  Not only would this benefit consumers, but it would also create so many more jobs!  This would improve our economy a great deal.  And that’s why I support this movement so much.  Not because I have weird eating habits.  Not because I’m too lazy to do my laundry.  And not because I have insomnia.  But because it is how we will make America great again.  Who’s with me?

I love donuts so much, I should have become a cop.