I don’t know about you, but it seems to me that our population is getting progressively dumber every year. I have a theory about that. It seems to me that the less intelligent members of society tend to have way more offspring than the more intelligent members of society (the intelligent members know when to stop to keep from being outnumbered). Therefore, our population is exponentially expanding with stupid people. How can we fix this problem? It’s simple. Everyone should have to take an IQ test right before they hit puberty. If they don’t score high enough, they are only allowed to have one child, which essentially will replace them in society. After that, mandatory sterilization! I know it seems a bit extreme, but wouldn’t the world be a better place with less Bubbas and more Bill Gates? I don’t want to take away their right to reproduce all together, I just want to alter the gene pool a little to help prevent us from totally destroying our planet. I realize that it is a little Hitlerish, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I’m thinking of running for President in a few years with this concept being my main platform. Do you think I can win???

