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Benadryl Police

I like to shop A LOT (too much actually).  The one thing I don’t like about shopping is kids who can’t behave.  I understand that little kids cry sometimes and that a parent may need to dicipline them.  I’m not talking about those kids.  I’m talking about the little turds that do whatever they want while mommy ignores them because she’s busy looking at stuff.  When they climb under the stall into my dressing room, or throw balls at me in the toy section, I let them know that it’s unacceptable, which sometimes leads to a parent telling me I have no business parenting their children to which I reply, “I wouldn’t have too if you would do it.”  I think the best way to deal with this is to have a store employee that goes around the store and gives mild sedatives to the kids who act up (I’m not above drugging them if it works).  That way the kid will chill out and I can enjoy my shopping, and everyone ends up happy in the end.

 

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