So I went on a date with this guy last night whom I met online. It did not go well at all. I showed up to the restaurant and was waiting by the bar where my date was supposed to meet me. Some other guy walked up and introduced himself to me. I figured it was just some guy trying to hit on me so I politely told him I was meeting someone there. He said, “I know. You’re meeting me.” “No really,” I replied, “I’m waiting for someone.” Then he said, “I know, I’m Josh.” This guy looked nothing like the profile picture of the guy I was supposed to be meeting. In fact, he was the total opposite of the guy I was meeting. Pick an undesirable trait and this guy had it. I got really confused at first, then I figured it out. The guy I was meeting was playing a joke on me. He sent this random dude up to me to be funny. I started laughing and said, “Oh my God. Josh is so funny. He sent you up to meet me instead as a joke. Where is he?” The guy wasn’t laughing though. He just said, “No, I’m really Josh, the guy you’re supposed to be meeting.” I kind of froze for a minute. I wasn’t sure how to handle the situation at first. Should I confront him? Should I just leave? I did spend a long time getting ready and maybe I was just being really superficial. Maybe this guy had an amazing personality and was intelligent and funny and we would have a great time. Plus, to be honest, if I looked like this dude, I would be tempted to use someone else’s photo too. So I followed him to the table hoping for a nice evening. But that didn’t happened. This guy had no sense of humor so he found me extremely inappropriate. He wasn’t very bright and had basically no personality at all. I started throwing drinks back thinking maybe if I’m drunk this situation won’t seem so bad. But that didn’t even work. Not only did this guy play air guitar for me in the middle of a boardwalk with tons of people around, but he even played air piano for me too! I was humiliated and pissed off that he lied so I finally told him I was leaving, that I didn’t appreciate what he had done, and to “Call me never!” What a douche bag!

