For my first throat punch Thursday, I think people who kidnap old people should be shot. Here’s why. So I was driving to work this morning and there was a silver alert on the road sign that normally tells you how many minutes it will take to get to the loop. I started to wonder who in the hell is stealing all of these old people, and why? But more so, I was wondering how many minutes it was going to take me to get to the loop because I was running late for work. I swear, kidnappers are so inconsiderate!
Stephanie Walters 